Income Tax

It's that time of the year. Have you submitted your BE form? 5 more days left.

Well, Hubby and I came here around June last year. Therefore, he still has to submit the BE form.

It's good that we can do it online now. It's convenient. Somehow, the IRB website really drives me mad!

I thought the website could be displayed in English as there is a language switch button at the upper right of the page. That button works, but only for the log in page; it's in English. However, when you proceed to details filling page in the stupid BE form - it was all reverted back in Malay!!!!! What's the point to have the language switch button at the first place?

Most of the English words are translated to Malay, such as..

Hantar = Send/Submit

Simpan = Save

Semula = ??? One more time? Baby give me one more time? Refresh?

Kembali = ??? Back?

Cetak = Print

Oh ya, and guess what? Since we are legally married, I have to fill in my particulars as well. After I filled in my details, I saw this ------>>>[ Maklumat Isteri Lain] button. I guess you won't have that else where in the world! Remember to click that button if you have 2nd, 3rd or 4th wives! Oh well, what can I say, it's my beloved country - Malaysia!

Finally, I've completed the form. And the last step is to submit the form.

Wait a minute! What is that???

Kata Laluan????? What the hell is this????? Wtf! I must fill in this prior to completing the process. For about 10mins, Hubby and I were trying to figure it out and only then we realised...


Kata = Word
Lalu = Pass???

Kata Laluan = Password

Either I'm just sucks in Melayu or they are too smart in translation.
I salute IRB Malaysia!

自毀者

最近看到这一句话....也忘了在那看到？

“自毀者，我都鍾愛

鍾愛到........
他們自愛為止........

他們自愛以後，就用不著我愛了。”


你领略到吗？

I am a Malaysian!

I met a china gal in my class just now.

It's not a new thing for me that she would thought I'm from China. Expected, she naturally thought that I'm from mainland China without hesitation.

What I did not expect was...She said.....

“你不像马来西亚人，你长得蛮好看。”

I'm so delighted. Thank you!

Then she continued to said...

“你比较像北方来的姑娘，像是大陆来的。”

Four words came across my mind at that point.

大陆北姑！

-_-" WTF!!!

@#$%^&*@&^%$#

1 April 2008

Today's front page of a newspaper here published...



"Dubliners were waking up this morning to find one of their city's most iconic structure gone. "

Me : It's gone!?!?!!!!!

Then I continued reading the news...

" It is already on its way to Las Vegas, where it will form the centre-piece of a controversial new Irish themed casino called Emerald Isle.

Corporation contruction experts were working throughout the night to dismantle the structure in order to meet a dawn shipping deadlines. The secretive deal, believed to be worth billions, was finalise earlier this month.

One night-owl who witnessed the operation said the site was "absolute chaos". I couldnt believe what I was seeing, he said.

A representative of the Irish-American consortinum behind the deal said that the Spire will make a welcome addition to the casino. "

Me: What!!!! How???? It's such a big structure!!!!

Lots of question in my mind...

1) How they able to dig out the spire within a night?

2) If the casino in Las Vegas want the same spire there, why don't they build another one???

3) I thought constructing such a monumental structure would require complex engineering and contruction technologies, how could it be possibly be dismantle? It's not lego! You can't assemble and disassemble it as you wish!

Then I find out the answer.

Hubby passed by city centre today. He said the spire is still there. It was a prank!

What's today date?

Oh great! They published the whole front page of the newspaper featuring the whole story and pictures showing workers dismantled the spire. Even with a photomontage depicting the spire standing tall at the Las Vegas.

All is just a joke! 好无聊 ！！！

At least they got me! I thought newspapers are reliable sources for information and news?

I'm so silly. Good job though!