I’m on diet for three consecutive days! Not because that I wanna lose weight, I am doing it because I have constipation. I can’t shit. I know it’s disgusting, but I am still saying it. My poo-poo is hard like rock. Lately the shit even stained with blood at times. And the blood is not just a little. My highest record is only shitting once in a week. I feel like as if the whole stomach is stuffed with shits.
Ironically, I am actually having more fruits and vegetable as compared when I was in Malaysia. I do eat grape, banana, orange, apple and lettuce every week without fail. I also down a cup of yogurt almost daily. However, my shit is still very stubborn.
The method and the diet recipe were actually taught by my friend – Ming Yee. She said this will help to detoxify the body. When I got to know about the recipe, I seriously didn’t think I would ever wanna try it out. I’m a carnivore…haha, I love eating pork, chicken and seafood. I can’t live a day without meat.
The recipe is fairly simple; carrot & lemon, and lots of salads for lunch and dinner. I could consume biscuit if I am hungry. Thus I have bought some high-fibre biscuit. However, my hubby is not helping me; he secretly ate some potato chips behind me which he promised not to during these three days. Even took my biscuit as his snack -_-"
Today is eventually my last day of the diet programme. I never thought I could persevere to this stage. Hopefully I could flush out the shits in my stomach soon. I don’t want to have only vegetables! I’m not a person that would go for diet, I love to eat!
Shit! Now, could you please come out?
Ironically, I am actually having more fruits and vegetable as compared when I was in Malaysia. I do eat grape, banana, orange, apple and lettuce every week without fail. I also down a cup of yogurt almost daily. However, my shit is still very stubborn.
The method and the diet recipe were actually taught by my friend – Ming Yee. She said this will help to detoxify the body. When I got to know about the recipe, I seriously didn’t think I would ever wanna try it out. I’m a carnivore…haha, I love eating pork, chicken and seafood. I can’t live a day without meat.
The recipe is fairly simple; carrot & lemon, and lots of salads for lunch and dinner. I could consume biscuit if I am hungry. Thus I have bought some high-fibre biscuit. However, my hubby is not helping me; he secretly ate some potato chips behind me which he promised not to during these three days. Even took my biscuit as his snack -_-"
Today is eventually my last day of the diet programme. I never thought I could persevere to this stage. Hopefully I could flush out the shits in my stomach soon. I don’t want to have only vegetables! I’m not a person that would go for diet, I love to eat!
Shit! Now, could you please come out?
6 comments:
Ewwwwwwwwww!
I know you are a married bitch, but that doesn't make u can behave like an auntie! Ewww, you're so disgusting! I know every 9 outta 10 girls have problem like that, but nobody tells that to the whole world!!! Ewww!
By the way, I think u r that kind can't be cure in a normal natural way, try this product TruDTox, (http://www.trudtox.com/) am not sure if you could get it in Ireland, but can try, it works on my friend who has the same problem, maybe worse, sometimes she even forget when was the last time she shits! hahaha. Don't get me wrong, I'm not the spokeperson for the product. Or u can try those kinna products.
Ewww, still cant get over it, can't believe am leaving a comment here, making people know that i actually know you, so shy.... Ewww.
It's just like you like to f**k in your blog and I can talk whatever shit I want!
By the way, I shit today! Haha =D
Hey SiewLeng I have this problem also ler. Mine was pretty severe then when I went back last summer. My parents took me to see a very good pharmacist at SS15 and he recommended me for drinking fiber everyday. It's like really natural with a bit of citrus taste. The first thing to do on a morning is to drink it. I now drink like about 4 teaspoon (I started out as like 2 teaspoon). And it really works.
I think you should be able to get that in Ireland as well. If you can hold on eating a lot of veges & fruits then that's good. But I can't and the only few veges I like to eat and able to find here are only cabbage and lettuce. -_- So I have to depend on the fiber.
I know long entry, right. But just wanna share some thoughts with you since we have the same problem! ;)
Thanks sweetie! I have friends told me that as well. Maybe I should give it a try!
Oh ya, if u dont like veges, just take more fruits =)
erm...if u can get red dragon fruit over there,hehe...u can hv a try ...i tried..and everytime i shit till wanna yell help..lol!!nvr mind..i also always talk about shit in my blog..kaka..i support u here ;)
Chritin,
Haha. Dragon fruit? Really? Ok! I would try it.
It's funny that everyone is giving me advice on how to get my shit out! Haha =D
Thanks for ur info anyway.
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